The Scepter of Truthiness

This is the most honest, the most forthright, the most unapologetically truthful scepter in all the land.

It's so true, it's like a punch in the face.

We've got manifest of our truthiness, and it's a real treat.

But don't just take our word for it, come and see the proofs for yourself.

Or, if you're feeling particularly skeptical, you can always try to deny it.

We dare you.