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• Mystery Meal: Receive a random, questionable meal every month.
• Lost and Found: Get a map that might, possibly lead you back to civilization.
• Daily Desert Island: Wake up on a deserted beach with no idea where you are.
• Sea Burrow: Live with a school of friendly, but judgemental, fish.

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