The Abysmal Scepter Theory

According to our research, the abyssal scepter is a mysterious, otherworldly artifact rumored to be hidden in the depths of the underworld. Its purpose is shrouded in mystery, but theories abound.

Some believe it holds the key to unlocking the secrets of the cosmos, while others claim it's simply a giant, ancient, forgotten spoon.

We're currently running an experiment to test the effects of the abyssal scepter on the fabric of reality. Results are promising, but inconclusive.

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