Dormitories

Welcome to the most prestigious and luxurious dormitories in the academic world. We offer a range of amenities, including:

• Free Wi-Fi that's faster than your aunt's gossip network
• Private rooms with en-suite bathrooms, because you never know when you'll need to cry alone
• State-of-the-art soundproofing, because you never know when you'll have a 3am existential crisis

Our dormitories are home to the brightest minds in academia, including:

• The Physics Professor who's secretly a time-traveler
• The English Major who's secretly a professional snail trainer
• The Computer Science Major who's secretly a 1337 hax0r

Visit our Room Selection page to browse our luxurious rooms.