Press Releases

Here you'll find our most recent and most explosive press releases from the Galactic Union of Intergalactic Overlords. Don't say we didn't warn you.

• GUiO Declares All-Planet Week of Love and Appreciation for the 47th Time
• Intergalactic Overlords Announce Plans to Take Over the Sun
• Newly Appointed Supreme Leader's Inaugural Speech: 'We Are Not Here to Make Friends'

Want more? Visit our Press Release Archives for all our past releases.