ACTION ITEMS 3-201: The Most Elaborate To-Do List in the Galaxy

Warning: This to-do list contains 201 items, each more complex and confusing than the last.

3-201.1: Inquire as to the meaning of the infinite laundry hamster

Research and report back on the existential implications of washing and rewashing clothes for no reason.

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3-201.2: Convince the coffee shop to install a robot that just stares at you

Present a comprehensive case to the shop manager, including but not limited to, the benefits of increased productivity and decreased small talk

See the PowerPoint presentation Consult the robot's user manual

3-201.3: Write an opera about the futility of human existence

A minimum of 5 acts, 10 hours of rehearsals, and 1 librettist's insurance policy required

Read the script Consult with a professional librettist
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