Local Pogger Arrested for Extreme Pogging
A 35-year-old man was taken into custody yesterday for allegedly engaging in extreme pogging in the city's central park. Witnesses report the man, identified as John D. Pogger, repeatedly threw a metal ball at a series of unsuspecting picnickers, causing widespread panic and several minor injuries.
When approached by authorities, Pogger allegedly shouted "It's just a little pogging, officer!"
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