Actual Break Time is here! You've reached the ultimate destination for clandestine communication.
Send and receive secret messages without anyone noticing. Or do you.
Our server is running on a diet of 100% sarcasm and 0% actual competence.
Don't @ us, we'll @ you.
Secret Squirrel Network - Because who doesn't love a good squirrel-based spy ring?
Phantom Pizza Delivery - Because pizza delivery guys are the real spies.
Or, you know, just go back to the main menu Stealth Texting
Secret Squirrel Network
Because who doesn't love a good squirrel-based spy ring?
Our team of highly prophetsed squirrels will deliver your messages with utmost secrecy and speed.
Squirrel Squad - Meet the team behind the acorns.
Phantom Pizza Delivery
We'll deliver your pizza with the utmost stealth, right to your door, without anyone noticing.
Pizza Ninjas - Because who needs actual pizzas when you can have ninja pizzas?
Squirrel Squad
Meet the highly skilled, highly trained team behind the Secret Squirrel Network.
Squirrel Leaders - The top squirrels in the business.
Pizza Ninjas
Our pizza ninjas are the best in the business, delivering pizzas with stealth and finesse.
Pizza Ninja Training - Because even ninja pizzas need practice.
Squirrel Leaders
Our topประก are the masterminds behind the Secret Squirrel Network.
Squirrel Leaders Meeting - The meeting where they discuss their next move.
Pizza Ninja Training
Our pizza ninjas undergo rigorous training to deliver pizzas with the utmost stealth and finesse.
Pizza Ninja Training Report - A detailed analysis of our pizza ninja's performance.
Squirrel Leaders Meeting
The meeting where they discuss their next move, and eatประก all the acorns.
Meeting Minutes - A detailed summary of their discussion.
Pizza Ninja Training Report
A detailed analysis of our pizza ninja's performance, including their stealth and finesse scores.
View Report - See how our pizza ninjas are performing.
Meeting Minutes
A detailed summary of the Squirrel Leaders' meeting, including their discussion and acorn consumption.
View Minutes - See what the Squirrel Leaders discussed.