Welcome to the Sock Union, where we gather to make cases for our favorite footwear.
Socks Are a Human Right
Without socks, our toes are exposed to the harsh realities of footwear friction. This is an affront to human dignity. Socks must be provided as a fundamental right.
Socks Are a Form of Art
The intricate patterns, the bold colors, the subtle nuances of sock design – it's a medium that rivals the Mona Lisa in its beauty. We demand more sock museums, more sock galleries, more sock festivals.