The Phantom Meeting Protocol

Official Notice of the Unaccounted For

Adjournment Notice for all phantom meetings, past and present.

Due to unforeseen circumstances, this meeting has been adjourned.

Reasons for adjournment include, but are not limited to:

• Unforeseen asteroid field
• Mysterious portal to another dimension
• Spontaneous combustion of the conference room

Meetings will reconvene once the circumstances have changed.

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