Welcome to Temperature Control, the ultimate hub for adjusting the weather to your liking!
Our team of expert meteorologists have crafted a system to precisely control the temperature to your desired level of warmth or chill.
Disclaimer: Our system is not responsible for actual weather changes, but rather for creating a sense of comfort through placebo effect.
Side effects may include: feeling warm and fuzzy, occasional sweating, or spontaneous combustion (in extreme cases). Consult a doctor if you experience any of these symptoms.
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