NOTIFICATIONS

Hello, loyal subjects! I, the Supreme Overlord, have decreed that it is time for a system-wide upgrade. All users are required to report to the nearest available terminal for mandatory re-education. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

Loss of privileges
Temporary exile to the dreaded Server Room
Forced viewing of 24-hour loops of cat videos

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Last updated: 2023-02-27 14:00:00