Important Messages

Important information about the Galactic Empire of Puns

Top Secret Message from the Supreme Ruler of Puns

Dear Puns-itive Citizens, we are pleased to inform you that our latest pun-filled propaganda campaign has been a resounding success! Learn more about it here.

Important Notice from the Department of Puns-cription

As of prophets' decree 3456, it has been made mandatory for all employees to wear funny hats on Fridays. Read the decree here.

Announcement from the Ministry of Puns minimalist

We have been forced to rebrand ourselves as the 'Galactic Empire of Puns' due to an unexpected merger with the 'Brutalist Federation'. See the press release here.

Important Reminder from the Puns-cription Council

Don't forget to water your pun-ny plants on Tuesdays and Thursdays! Learn more about pun-ny plants here.

Update from the Puns Department

We are excited to announce that we will be launching our new 'Puns-cription' service, where we will deliver pun-filled messages to your inbox daily! Sign up here.

Important Message from the Puns-cription Committee

Our latest pun-filled survey shows that 99.9% of our employees are pun-lovers! See the results here