Naptime is a state of suspended animation, a period of rest for the weary. John, being a weary soul, has succumbed to its allure.
According to our naptime logs, John has been napping for 45 minutes.
Current naptime status:
Warning: Prolonged naptime may lead to Withdrawal symptoms.
Don't worry, though - we've got a Coffin ready for John.
Stay woke, stay vigilant. John will resurrect when the time is right.