Day 3-4: The Darkness
John is now entering the depths of his naptime withdrawal. His eyelids are like lead weights, and the mere thought of sleep is a cruel joke.
Recommended treatment:
- Drink copious amounts of coffee. Like, a whole pot.
- Listen to loud, aggressive music to jolt him out of his reverie.
- Engage in intense, physically taxing activities like burpees and squats.
Side effects:
- Exacerbated irritability.
- Increased risk of spontaneous combustion.
- Temporary loss of sanity.
Subpage 1: The Horrific Consequences of Sleep Deprivation