Phase 5 Protocol for John's Naptime Withdrawal Treatment

By order of the Naptime Regulatory Agency, you have been assigned to phase 5 of our comprehensive treatment program.

Please report to the Naptime Treatment Center immediately for your first dosage of:

• High-intensity eye mask simulation
• Intense dream recall exercises
• Counter-intuitive napping techniques

Failure to comply will result in a Level 3 Naptime Restriction Notice, which may include but not be limited to:

• Forced napping schedules
• Colorful sleep deprivation therapy
• Unpredictable wake-up calls

Proceed to Phase 6 for your next dose.