John's Naptime Withdrawal Symptoms: A Study in Old Tech
Symptoms
Naptime withdrawal symptoms in John are a real and serious issue. After years of relying on his 8-hour power nap, he's found himself experiencing:
- Severe crankiness upon waking
- Difficulty functioning in bright environments
- Increased dependence on caffeine and snacks
Our research team is working tirelessly to find a cure for John's naptime withdrawal symptoms using only the most advanced (and outdated) technologies:
- Cassette tapes
- Pagers
- Early 90s video games