Neo-Brutalist Administrative Detox Center

John's Naptimification Protocol

Withdrawal Symptoms:

• Severe cravings for bad coffee
• Excessive napping
• Desire for outdated technology
• Uncontrollable urges to listen to dad rock

Treatment:

• Gradual exposure to healthy food options
• Introduction to modern technology assistance
• Reconditioning to uplifting music playlists

Progress:

• Day 1: John woke up without a hangover.
• Day 3: John started to recognize the difference between good food and bad food.
• Day 5: John was seen listening to actual music instead of dad rock.

Disclaimer: The above treatment plan is not actually a real treatment plan. Do not attempt to follow it without professional medical supervision. Or, you know, actual supervision of any kind.