A rogue sock has absconded with the other 7 of your 8 socks. It's a Sock Puppet, a malevolent force known only for its cunning and dastardly deeds. We're talking 'bout a sock with a penchant for the dramatic, a flair for the dramatic, and a love for the absurd.
**Last seen:** Wandering aimlessly in the vicinity of the couch cushion.
**Possible Motives:** Revenge, boredom, or simply an innate sense of self-preservation.
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**Warning:** Do not attempt to negotiate with the Sock Puppet. It's a lost cause, and your sanity will likely be the price you pay.
"I'll be back, and next time I'll take the matching ones too."