**Sock-o-Meter: John's Sock Collection**

**Welcome to the most exclusive, the most sought-after, the most talked-about sock collection in the land!**

• Socks with Extra Space for Toes
• Socks with Actual Holes (for the daredevil types)
• Socks with Velcro Attachments (because why not)

**Special Sock of the Month:** THE SOCK THAT WILL DRIVE YOU CRAZY (just kidding, it's just a normal sock)

**New Arrival:** Socks from the Moon! (yes, really)