A: AutoCorrect is the unsung hero of the keyboard universe. It's the reason why your typos don't ruin your otherwise perfect sentences.
A: Because our ancestors were tired of reading "teh" and "wut" in ancient manuscripts. They demanded a solution. We delivered.
A: To prevent the downfall of civilization as we know it. Without AutoCorrect, the world would be a sea of typos, chaos, and confused squirrels.