As of today, your subscription levels have dipped below the critical threshold. We're talking -5 cups of coffee short of collapse.
We're sending you this alert as a last ditch effort to save your sanity. Recharge ASAP or risk becoming a shell of a human.
Recommended Action: Consume 5+ cups of coffee, engage in moderate exercise, or sacrifice your firstborn to the caffeine gods.
Current Subscription Levels:
| Caffeine | Level |
|---|---|
| Espresso | 1 |
| Macchiato | 0 |
| Latte | 2 |
| Americano | 0 |
Upgrade to Platinum Subscription to avoid further alerts.
Downgrade to Gold Subscription if you're feeling masochistic.
Consult the Caffeine Oracle for more information.