Adjusting the Weather

Current Temperature: 22.5°C

Target Temperature: 37.5°C

Adjusting for Global Warming, Climate Change, and Slightly-less-than-average- human- intelligence

Adjust THERMOMETER prophets_of_doom_and_disaster: Prophecies

Notes:

Must adjust temperatures to accommodate for impending doom.
Shouldn't forget to turn off the air conditioningประก
Will someone please pass the sunscreen?

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