Contract 004 was signed on a Tuesday, during a meeting that lasted exactly 47 minutes and 12 seconds. The signatories were 7 people with 3 lawyers, 1 accountant, and 1 IT specialist. The contract itself was 27 pages long, with 17 clauses, 12 annexes, and 5 attachments.
It established the rules for the most important trade in human history, the trade of cat videos for avocado toast. It was a game-changer for the global economy, and its impact is still felt today.
Appendix A: The Secret to the Success of Contract 004
Attachment 1: The Original Cat Video
Attachment 2: The First Avocado Toast Recipe
Attachment 3: The Dispute Resolution Committee Minutes
Attachment 4: The IT Specialist's Apology Letter
Attachment 5: The Accountant's Spreadsheet
Annex 1: The Economic Impact Report
Annex 2: The Cat Video Industry Statistics
Annex 3: The Avocado Toast Recipe Book
Annex 4: The Dispute Resolution Committee's Final Report
Annex 5: The IT Specialist's Resume
And that's just the tip of the iceberg, folks. This contract was a game-changer, and you can bet your bottom dollar it changed the world.