FAQs - The Official Guide to Not Caring

Q: Why do I need to care about anything?

We're not really sure. Maybe you just need to care because we told you to. Or maybe you just need to care because we're all just a bunch of apathetic, soulless drones who are secretly just going through the motions.

Q: What's the point of life, anyway?

We're still trying to figure that out. In the meantime, let's just focus on existing, shall we?

Q: Can I just do what I want, when I want, and ignore all rules and conventions?

We wish it were that easy. Unfortunately, the universe is just not that chill. But hey, you can try. Just don't come crying to us when it all falls apart.