Telepathy Tantrums

You've been experiencing some strange telepathic episodes lately. You hear your neighbor's cat's inner monologue, your coworkers' whispered secrets, and your spouse's existential dread. It's time to get to the bottom of it.

Here's a list of possible causes:

• Symptoms of Telepathy
• Possible Causes #1: Alien Invasions
• Possible Causes #2: Overuse of the Cerebral Cortex
• Possible Causes #3: Inadequate Meditation

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