What is Telepathy?
Telepathy, also known as "That Guy in the Back of Your Head," is a phenomenon where you can't quite remember what you just thought about, but you know someone else did.
Symptoms of Telepathy
- Uncontrollable urges to shout "I'M RIGHT, YOU'RE WRONG!" in all caps
- Mysterious, unexplained holes in your carpet
- Randomly receiving unsolicited thoughts from your coworkers, like "You're fired, dude"
- Unshakable feeling that someone is judging you, even when you're alone in your pajamas
- Frequent and intense arguments with your plants over whose turn it is to water you.