The Advanced Mystic's Sock Symptom Checklist

A comprehensive guide to identifying the signs of advanced sock symptoms.

Use this checklist to diagnose and treat the following:

• Sock Slipage - Socks have become detached from your feet, but still somehow managed to stick together in a tangled mess.
• Sock Doubling - You've developed an unnatural affinity for wearing two pairs of socks at once.
• Sock Slipage Reversal - You've managed to reattach your socks, but now they're stuck together in a way that's actually more annoying than when they were detached.
• Sock Synesthesia - Colors and textures of socks have begun to blend into a swirling vortex of confusion.
• Sock Schadenfreude - You've developed an unhealthy obsession with watching others suffer from sock-related afflictions.

Don't worry, these symptoms are highly treatable with a combination of meditation, therapy, and carefully managed sock drawer organization.

Table of Advanced Sock Symptoms

Symptom	Description
Sock Slipage	Socks have become detached from your feet, but still somehow managed to stick together in a tangled mess.
Sock Doubling	You've developed an unnatural affinity for wearing two pairs of socks at once.
Sock Slipage Reversal	You've managed to reattach your socks, but now they're stuck together in a way that's actually more annoying than when they were detached.
Sock Synesthesia	Colors and textures of socks have begun to blend into a swirling vortex of confusion.
Sock Schadenfreude	You've developed an unhealthy obsession with watching others suffer from sock-related afflictions.

Consult a qualified sock therapist or seek immediate medical attention if you experience any of these symptoms.