Warning: The following content is not actually about thinking negatively, but rather embracing the liberating power of constructive complaining.
As a beginner mystic, you're likely familiar with the concept of finding the silver lining in a cloud. But have you ever stopped to consider the benefits of focusing on the cloud itself? The grey, dismal, rain-soaked cloud that ruins your hair and makes you wish you had invested in a good umbrella?
Our expert mystics have spent years studying the art of negative thinking. They've mastered the ancient technique of finding the joy in the misery and the beauty in the bleakness.
Take the next step in your mystical journey with Advanced Mysticism 101, where you'll learn to turn your frown upside down and your problems inside out.