Interdimensional Surfing: An Identity Crisis

Warning: Interdimensional Surfing may lead to identity crisis, existential dread, and spontaneous combustion.

Symptoms:

• Excessive dimension-hopping fatigue
• Disconnection from reality
• Uncontrollable urge to shout "I AM A GOD!" at random intervals
• Unstable sense of self

Causes:

• Overexposure to interdimensional waves
• Unstable energy matrix
• Unresolved childhood traumas
• Unhealthy dose of cosmic dust

Don't worry, it's just a minor crisis. You'll be back to your normal self in no time... or maybe not.

Suggested Treatments:

• Interdimensional surfing therapy sessions
• Reality checks
• Self-help group meetings for interdimensional identity crisis victims
• Consult a qualified interdimensional shrink

But wait, there's more! You can also try:

Experimental Methods:

• Meditation with an interdimensional mantra
• Interdimensional surfing with a trained guide
• Interdimensional identity crisis support hotline: Call us now!