Paradoxical Waves

Interdimensional Surfing

Warning: do not attempt to surf these waves unless you have a strong stomach.

Surfing interdimensional waves can have unintended consequences. You have been warned.

Do not attempt to surf while under the influence of caffeine or other stimulants.

Also, do not attempt to surf while under the influence of existential dread.

Surfing these waves requires a high degree of mental and emotional preparedness.

Or, you know, just don't.

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Surfing interdimensional waves is not recommended for beginners.

Unless you're a beginner. In that case, do not attempt.