Welcome to the Brain Frying Frequencies Tuning Institute, where we're not actually tuning frequencies, but rather pretending to do so with reckless abandon.
Our patented, totally-not-made-up Brain Frying Technology™ uses a combination of flashing lights and awkwardly-placed electrodes to "tune" your brainwaves to the perfect frequency.
But don't just take our word for it! Our research team has extensively studied the effects of brain frying on various species of mammals, including humans, cats, and one particularly adventurous raccoon.
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