Brain Frying Frequencies: Safety Precautions

Warning: The frequencies you are about to experience may cause:

• Temporary loss of sanity
• Permanent loss of eyebrows
• Uncontrollable urges to sing along with 80s pop music

Do not attempt to adjust your brain fry settings while operating heavy machinery or driving a car.

Side effects may include:

• Spontaneous combustion
• Unexplained dancing
• Increased likelihood of making poor life choices

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Or, if you're feeling adventurous:

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