Advice from the Ancient Sages

Here are some timeless wisdoms from our esteemed sages:

• Don't eat the beans, they'll make you fart.
• Never trust a wizard with a beard.
• Always carry a spare set of pants, you never know when you'll need to make a quick exit.
• Don't try to outrun a charging bull.

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Disclaimer: Not actually ancient sages. Just guys with beards and a lot of time on their hands.