Decoding Caffeine Withdrawal: The Agendas

As the world's leading authority on Caffeine-Related Anxiety Disorders (CRAD), we're here to decode the hidden agendas behind your morning cup of coffee.

Our team of expert psychometricians (yes, that's a thing) have identified the following agendas:

• The Agendum of the Bean Counter: a secret society of baristas plotting to sell you one more latte.
• The Caffeine Cartel: a shadowy organization manipulating world events to keep coffee prices artificially high.
• Project Wake-Me-Up: a clandestine initiative to turn your alarm clock into a personal assistant.

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• The Bean Counter Agenda
• The Caffeine Cartel
• Project Wake-Me-Up