We at Project Wake Me Up are on a quest to understand why some people can sleep anywhere, while others need an entire bedroom to themselves.
Our research has taken us to the most unlikely of places: the top of a skyscraper, under a pile of dirty laundry, and even on top of a pile of dirty dishes.
Our team of experts has developed innovative methods to help you nap anywhere, anytime. But don't try this at home, kids.
Stay tuned for our groundbreaking research on the perfect nap-to-wake ratio. It's going to be a wild ride.
Disclaimer: Do not attempt to nap on a pile of dirty laundry. We're not liable for any lost socks.