Welcome to the most exclusive club in the universe, where the fate of humanity is decided by a group of self-appointed, slightly-competent, and occasionally-bored individuals. We are the Steering Committee, here to steer you towards the abyss of existential dread and despair. Decisions are made, and then promptly forgotten. Minutes are kept, but only for the sake of appearance.
Our members come from a diverse background of esteemed experts, all united in their quest to make the universe a worse place for everyone. Misinformation is spread, disinformation is tolerated, and actual truth is never, ever, ever told.
Our Chairman is a self-proclaimed visionary, with a penchant for vague statements and unrealistic expectations.