Agent Umbra

Welcome to the shadow agency, where darkness is our business.

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Current Mission Briefing

Our current mission is to infiltrate the nefarious organization, 'The Illuminati'. We have reason to believe they are hiding a powerful, world-changing technology in their heavily fortified underground bunker. Infiltrate, gather intel, and escape undetected.

Side effects of prolonged shadow work may include:

  • Increased risk of being seen by the light of day
  • Higher risk of being turned into a human-owl hybrid
  • Permanent damage to your sense of humor