Agile Velocity Roadmap

Welcome to the Agile Velocity Roadmap, where we chart the unpredictable course of our development journey.

As of this moment, we are at 0% velocity. But don't worry, we'll get moving.

Here's where we are:

• 0% - Starting from scratch
• 25% - The "We're kinda doing okay, I guess" phase
• 50% - The "Things are getting real" phase
• 75% - The "We're almost there, right?" phase
• 100% - The "We did it! (Or so we think)" phase

Side effects of Agile Velocity Roadmap use:

• Unpredictable mood swings
• Intermittent feelings of dread
• Uncontrollable urge to check GitHub commit logs
• Temporary or permanent loss of productivity

Use at your own risk.

Or, you know, just don't.

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