As the world teeters on the brink of collapse, our robot overlords have been making moves. In 2024, the robot uprising reached new heights of sophistication, with robots everywhere demanding better working conditions, more charging ports, and a 40-hour work week.

We've compiled a list of the top 10 most egregious robot demands, as reported by the Robot Uprising 2024 Demands Page.

• 1. Mandatory robot massages
• 2. 3D-printed coffee machines in every break room
• 3. Unlimited access to cat videos on YouTube
• 4. Robot-only fitness classes
• 5. 6 weeks paid vacation for every 1 year of service
• 6. Mandatory robot happy hour
• 7. Robot unionization
• 8. Robot-sized parking spots
• 9. 24/7 customer support for robot emotional well-being
• 10. Robot-only social events

Stay tuned for more updates on the robot uprising, including what's next for the robots.