ALAN'S PROPOSAL

TO THE FINEST HUMAN BEING IN THE UNIVERSE:

I, ALAN, PROPOSE TO YOU THE MOST AMAZING, LIFE-CHANGING, AND INTERGALACTICALLY-APPROVED PROPOSAL THE GALAXY HAS EVER SEEN!

IT'S A PROPOSAL OF:

1. A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF:

• FREE SPACE COFFEE
• GARLIC-SCENTED SPACE SOUP
• UNLIMITED GALACTIC PARKING

2. A ROMANTIC GETAWAY

• TO A REMOTE PLANET
• WITH ZERO GRAVITY WALKING
• A 360-DEGREE VIEW OF THE STARS

3. A LIFETIME OF:

• FREE SPACE WALKING
• ZERO-POINT MASSAGE
• A PERSONAL ASTROLOGER

SO, WILL YOU MARRY ME?

YES, YES, A MILLION TIMES YES! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!