Weekly Alarms - Because You Clearly Needed Another Thing to Worry About

Each week, we'll send you a new set of alarms to worry about. Because you clearly needed one more thing to worry about.

Read the latest from our Weekly Alarms Archive for more things to worry about.

Weekly Alarms 123

This week's alarms:

1. The apocalypse is coming, but only on Tuesdays.

2. Your favorite snack is being replaced with a less tasty version.

3. The world's largest ball of twine is in danger of unraveling.

Don't worry, it's probably not that big of a deal. Probably.