The Equation of Chaos

Equation 1: The Sudden and Unpredictable Rise of the Sock Drawer

Also known as: The Unsolvable Conundrum of the Missing Sock

This equation is the foundation of all chaos theory, where the laws of physics and logic are mere suggestions. The variables are:

• x = Sock Drawer Fullness Level
• y = Sock Count
• Z = Time Until Sock is Declared Lost

The Equation of Chaos is often used to predict when a sock will go missing, and when it will never be seen again. It is a complex, intricate formula that has stumped the greatest minds in science.

For those brave souls who dare to attempt to solve this equation, I recommend the following subpages:

• Equation 2: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Sock's Sibling
• Equation 3: The Unraveling of the Sock's Existential Crisis
• Equation 4: The Sock Drawer's Dark Energy Source