Dear Algorithmic Nightmares Admin,
We, the developers, are reporting a bug of the highest order. It appears that the code has developed a case of "Not My Fault-Itis".
This condition is characterized by:
- The code will not compile, despite our best efforts to debug it.
- The code will not run, despite our best efforts to run it.
- We will blame everyone but ourselves for the problem.
We have tried:
- Making excuses for the code's poor behavior.
- Pointing fingers at each other.
- Calling in favors with the QA team.