Attachment 1: The "I Told You So" Email

To: BugSquad@bugzilla.com
From: BugMaster@bugzilla.com
Subject: You're Doing It Wrong

BugMaster's Disapproving Face
I know, I know, I said "use 2 spaces for the indentation." But no, no, no, you did it again.

Attachment 2: Code Snippet with Comments

            
                // Don't do this, don't do that
                // Seriously, what's wrong with you?
                public function buggyFunction() {
                    // Why did we even call it 'buggy'?
                    console.log('This should never print');
                }

// Note: Code author has been fired.

Attachment 3: The "I'm Sorry" Letter

Dear BugMaster,
I know, I know, I said "I'd fix it" but I didn't.
I'm sorry.
Yours (not really),
BugSquad