Calculating Sock Pairs: The Ultimate Guide
Are you tired of losing your socks in the wash? Do you find yourself standing in front of your closet, staring at the abyss of missing sock-ness? Fear not, dear reader, for we have calculated the Sock Pair Probability Matrix.
According to our advanced algorithms, the average person loses 1.5 socks per week. But don't worry, we've got you covered. Click on one of the links above to learn more about Sock Pair Probability, and how to minimize your sock losses.
And remember, every missing sock is a tragedy. Don't let it be said that you didn't try.