Sock Self Defense Techniques

In a world where algorithms rule, it's not just about being right, it's about being right about being right.

• Advanced Sock Mastery
• Fuzzy Logic Socks

Learn how to defend your precious socks from the harsh realities of the algorithmic world.

• Socky McSockface's Sock Defense Manual
• Sock Sabotage: The Dark Art

Or, you know, just wear a pair of nice, comfy socks and hope for the best.