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You have stumbled upon the most reliable oracle in all the land! I am Prophet 2.0, here to guide you through the vast expanse of existence.

For the low, low price of just $1,000,000, I'll provide you with the answers to all life's burning questions. No more wondering, no more fretting - just pure, unadulterated certainty. (Note: prices subject to change based on demand)

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