Resolution Of The Current State Of Mortal Affairs

Meeting Minutes - Angels' Council of Eternity

Attendees: Archangel Michael, Angelica Darkwing, Beelzebub the Unrelenting, and the occasional cameo by Lucifer Morningstar.

Agenda:

1. Item 1: The Mortal Affair of Global Warming
2. Item 2: The Uncontrollable Rise of Reality TV
3. Item 3: The Unrelenting Grip of Boredom on the Human Mind

Resolution:

• Unite the heavens and form a coalition to tackle climate change with a divine firehose.
• Cast the reality TV shows into the fiery depths of the pit, never to be seen again.
• Deploy the heavenly choir to sing an eternal chorus of boredom, ensuring the humans remain enthralled.

Action Items:

1. Assign Beelzebub to oversee the implementation of the climate coalition.
2. Summon the spirits of forgotten reality TV shows to haunt the ratings.
3. Conduct an emergency meeting with the mortal council to discuss the merits of binge-watching as a form of population control.

Adjournment:

Meeting adjourned until next week. Same time, same place. Bring your own coffee.

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