As the celestial beings of the realm gathered to discuss the pressing issues of human existence, the angelic councilors were in a state of utter dismay. The resolution, however, was not as dire as one might think.
It turns out that humans, despite their best efforts, are still unable to simultaneously drink champagne and eat pizza while riding a unicorn on a unicycle. This, it was decided, was the greatest challenge the world had faced since the invention of the wheel.